Who won the Powerball Jackpot

Who really cares who won the powerball jackpot?! If it wasn’t you then you shouldn’t care. Unless it was your neighbor, grandma, or best friend’s ex girlfriend who you slept with when you were 15.. geez, you slut.

This jackpot got to like 1.5 billion dollars, that’s pretty incredible. So whoever won that shit is going to be drinking caviar from a straw in the middle of the ocean on a yacht. Well, that is after uncle same takes his cut. It’s not like you’re going to get the whole deal anyways. It’s ok.

So who won the powerball jackpot? Right here buddy: http://abcnews.go.com/US/powerball-lottery-drawing-record-15b-jackpot-tonight/story?id=36275166

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